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  Jokes For Smile Hehe
Pappu ne homework pura nahi kiya
Teacher (Pappu se): tum jaanawar ho jaanawar.
Pappu: maaloom hai.
Teacher: wo kaise?
Pappu: papa mujhe ulloo ka pattha, mummy mujhe gadha, daada jee sher ka beta aur dadi bandar kahati hai. Pappu ne homework pura nahi kiya
Teacher (Pappu se): tum jaanawar ho jaanawar.
Pappu: maaloom hai.
Teacher: wo kaise?
Pappu: papa mujhe ulloo ka pattha, mummy mujhe gadha, daada jee sher ka beta aur dadi bandar kahati hai. https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Train me Warning likhi thi…..
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Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
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Santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ? Train me Warning likhi thi…..
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Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
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Santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ? https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Santa-What’s D Difference Between Mother’s & GF’s Tears? Classic Answer By Banta- Mother’s Tears Effect Our HEART & GF’s Tears Effect Our POCKET… Santa-What’s D Difference Between Mother’s & GF’s Tears? Classic Answer By Banta- Mother’s Tears Effect Our HEART & GF’s Tears Effect Our POCKET… https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti. Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti. https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliya SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliya https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Dad👨= Exam Ki Taiyari Ho Gayi Puttar?
Son👦= Ji Haa, Shoe👞 Polish Kiya, Pen🖋 Me Ink Dala, Uniform👖👕 Iron Kiya,  School Bag🎒 Ready Kiya
Ab Sirf Padhna Baki Hai.
  Dad👨= Exam Ki Taiyari Ho Gayi Puttar?
Son👦= Ji Haa, Shoe👞 Polish Kiya, Pen🖋 Me Ink Dala, Uniform👖👕 Iron Kiya,  School Bag🎒 Ready Kiya
Ab Sirf Padhna Baki Hai.
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Lalu = Rabri Tum Toh Humara Chand🌙 Ho.
Rabri = Na Ji, Humka Chand Wand Mat Kahiye, Ye America🗽 Wale Roz Chand Pe Chadhte-Utarte Rehte Hai🤣
  Lalu = Rabri Tum Toh Humara Chand🌙 Ho.
Rabri = Na Ji, Humka Chand Wand Mat Kahiye, Ye America🗽 Wale Roz Chand Pe Chadhte-Utarte Rehte Hai🤣
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Air hostess👩 ask to Lalu Prasad Yadav.. Sir are you vegetarian🥝 or non vegetarian🍗.
Lalu = I am Indian.🇮🇳
Air Hostess👩 = Okay are you "Shakahari" or "Mansahari",😂😆
Lalu = Hat Sasuri I Am Bihari.🤣🤣
  Air hostess👩 ask to Lalu Prasad Yadav.. Sir are you vegetarian🥝 or non vegetarian🍗.
Lalu = I am Indian.🇮🇳
Air Hostess👩 = Okay are you "Shakahari" or "Mansahari",😂😆
Lalu = Hat Sasuri I Am Bihari.🤣🤣
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My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days.
And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”.
So I bought her nothing! My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days.
And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”.
So I bought her nothing! https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha. Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha. https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?
BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.
SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?
BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.
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Santa Roz Subha 60 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
Banta- are wah Vo kaise?
Santa- Main Girls collage ka Bus Driver Hu na. Santa Roz Subha 60 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
Banta- are wah Vo kaise?
Santa- Main Girls collage ka Bus Driver Hu na. https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur
Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?
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Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa
Par Gaya
Hoon Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur
Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?
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Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa
Par Gaya
Hoon https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Ek chor Santa jee k mobile ko lekar bhag raha tha.
Santa hasne laga
Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.
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Santa : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai! Ek chor Santa jee k mobile ko lekar bhag raha tha.
Santa hasne laga
Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.
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Santa : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai! https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Ambani: Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta
Santa: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi…. humne to Bech di
Ambani: Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta
Santa: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi…. humne to Bech di
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Rj: Aap konsa gaana sunna pasand karoge??
Santa: Tu Hai Ki Nahi…Roy movie ka…
Rj: Kisko dedicate karna chahoge aap ye song???
Santa: CONGRESS ko
Rj: Aap konsa gaana sunna pasand karoge??
Santa: Tu Hai Ki Nahi…Roy movie ka…
Rj: Kisko dedicate karna chahoge aap ye song???
Santa: CONGRESS ko
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Teacher: Translate this sentence in English – Apne hi kiye pe paani pher dena? Santa Thinking…. And answered… “FLUSH” Teacher: Translate this sentence in English – Apne hi kiye pe paani pher dena? Santa Thinking…. And answered… “FLUSH” https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Height of prank call?
Hello pooja hai…?
Nahi…
To karwa lo… Jai Mata Di !!!!
Height of prank call?
Hello pooja hai…?
Nahi…
To karwa lo… Jai Mata Di !!!!
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Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…
Ladki: Kab tak jamaoge?
Ladka:
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!!  Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…
Ladki: Kab tak jamaoge?
Ladka:
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!!  https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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One day Om Puri came late for the shooting
Cast and crew said…
Omelette aaya!!  One day Om Puri came late for the shooting
Cast and crew said…
Omelette aaya!!  https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate hain,
to sab machaar bhaag jate hain,
batao kyun?? KYUKI
. team “AllOut” hain naa.
LOL  Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate hain,
to sab machaar bhaag jate hain,
batao kyun?? KYUKI
. team “AllOut” hain naa.
LOL  https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Teacher: Paani mein rehne wale 5 jaanwar ke naam batao?
Kapil: Mendak.
Teacher: 4 aur batao…
Kapil: Mendak ki mummy, uske papa, uski Behan aur Uski Item  Teacher: Paani mein rehne wale 5 jaanwar ke naam batao?
Kapil: Mendak.
Teacher: 4 aur batao…
Kapil: Mendak ki mummy, uske papa, uski Behan aur Uski Item  https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Santa: Pados me kya chal raha hai?
Banta: Birthday hai
Santa: Kiska?
Banta: Tuyu ka
Santa ne puchha: Tuyu!! ???
Banta: Haan, sunai to kuchh aisa hi de raha hai… “Happy Birthday Tuyu!” Santa: Pados me kya chal raha hai?
Banta: Birthday hai
Santa: Kiska?
Banta: Tuyu ka
Santa ne puchha: Tuyu!! ???
Banta: Haan, sunai to kuchh aisa hi de raha hai… “Happy Birthday Tuyu!” https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Arz Kiya hai ke
apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma se jage hua mareez ko permanent sula diya..!! Arz Kiya hai ke
apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma se jage hua mareez ko permanent sula diya..!! https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
then
how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.  If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
then
how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.  https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Pehla Aadmi: Tumhe yeh chhota medal kisliye mila?
Dusra Aadmi: Gaane ke liye
Pehla Aadmi: Aur yeh bada medal?
Dusra Aadmi: Gaana band karne ke liye!!  Pehla Aadmi: Tumhe yeh chhota medal kisliye mila?
Dusra Aadmi: Gaane ke liye
Pehla Aadmi: Aur yeh bada medal?
Dusra Aadmi: Gaana band karne ke liye!!  https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Pappu’s dad joins facebook.
Pappu’s update: ‘Dad on FB,wtf !!’
Dad comments : ‘what is wtf?’
Pappu replies :
‘Welcome to facebook’ !!  Pappu’s dad joins facebook.
Pappu’s update: ‘Dad on FB,wtf !!’
Dad comments : ‘what is wtf?’
Pappu replies :
‘Welcome to facebook’ !!  https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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English Teacher: ‘One cute young girl is walking on the road.’
Change this into an
exclamatory sentence.   Student: “Aaila Item!!!”  English Teacher: ‘One cute young girl is walking on the road.’
Change this into an
exclamatory sentence.   Student: “Aaila Item!!!”  https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Gabbar : Gande..!…
Samba : Tu ganda..!!…
Gabbar : Gande..!…
Samba : Tu ganda..!!…..
Gabbar: Abbe Dhakkan, GUN DE GUN!!  Gabbar : Gande..!…
Samba : Tu ganda..!!…
Gabbar : Gande..!…
Samba : Tu ganda..!!…..
Gabbar: Abbe Dhakkan, GUN DE GUN!!  https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Pandit ka Tota (parrot) roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta,
“aur kameene”!! Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote to danta…
Agle din jab vo admi tote ke karib se guzra
to tota kuch na bola…
thoda aage jake us admi ne mud ke dekha to
tota haste hue bola..
“SAMAJH TO TU GAYA HI HOGA”!  Pandit ka Tota (parrot) roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta,
“aur kameene”!! Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote to danta…
Agle din jab vo admi tote ke karib se guzra
to tota kuch na bola…
thoda aage jake us admi ne mud ke dekha to
tota haste hue bola..
“SAMAJH TO TU GAYA HI HOGA”!  https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Boy: Mere sath chalogi?
Girl: Kaha?
Boy: Jaha Tum Kaho…
Girl: Ok! Police station Chalte hain…
Boy: Lo batao!!
Ab banda apni Behen se mazaak bhi nahin kar sakta!! Boy: Mere sath chalogi?
Girl: Kaha?
Boy: Jaha Tum Kaho…
Girl: Ok! Police station Chalte hain…
Boy: Lo batao!!
Ab banda apni Behen se mazaak bhi nahin kar sakta!! https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/

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Bhikhari: Kuchh Khane ko do baba
Aadmi: Tamatar Khao
Bhikhari: Roti hi de do baba
Aadmi: Tamatar Khao
Bhikhari: Laao, Tamatar hi Khila do
Aadmi ki Patni: Yeh totle hain, Keh Rahe hain…
Kamakar Khao!   Bhikhari: Kuchh Khane ko do baba
Aadmi: Tamatar Khao
Bhikhari: Roti hi de do baba
Aadmi: Tamatar Khao
Bhikhari: Laao, Tamatar hi Khila do
Aadmi ki Patni: Yeh totle hain, Keh Rahe hain…
Kamakar Khao!   https://jokesforsmilehehe.com/